Tuesday, 24 January 2012

MUST READ....
One man was an engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third man was a chemist, and the fourth was a government worker.
To show off, the engineer called to his dog. “T-square,do your stuff.” T-square trotted over to a desk, tookout some paper and a pen, and promptly drew a circle,a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that that that was pretty smart.
The accountant said that his dog could do better. He called to his dog and said,”Spreadshe et, do your stuff.” Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies.He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each.
Everyone agreed that that was good.
The chemist said that his dog could do better still.he called to his dog and said, “Measure, do your stuff.” Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took outa quart of milk, got a ten-ounce glass from the cupboard, and poured exactly eight ounces without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that that was pretty impressive.
Then the three men turnedto the government worker and said, “What can your dog do?”
The government worker called to his dog and said, “Coffee Break, do your stuff.” Coffee Break jumpedto his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, claimed he had injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for worker’ compensation, andwent home for the rest of the day on sick leave...
They all agreed that that was brilliant..
WHERE YOUR PEN GOES WHEN YOU DROP IT:
3%- Right where you dropped it...
5%- 3 feet away...
92%- Into another dimension never to be seen again...:(
AATI KYA KHANDALA song in various
Indian languages :
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HINDI :
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AKya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge
Aish karenge or kya
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URDU - Best :
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AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA
TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE,
NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE,TAFR EE
KAREINGE OR KYA!!
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ENGLISH :
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Ayewhat do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speakon.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to
khandala?
We'll roam, we'll loaf, we'll sing, we'll
dance we" ll
freak, baby,what else?
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SANSKRIT - This is too good:
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Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kimtwam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami,
School life was Awesome
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Homework copy karte time.
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"Oye ye kya likha h"
"Jo word samajh aa raha ha
wo likh, jo nahi uska waisa
hi design bana de..!" O.o
Ek baar Engg. College ke saare professors ko ek plane me bithaya gaya...
Baad me jab unhe pata chala ki ye plane unke students ne banaya hai
toh sab ke sab wahan se bhaag gaye...
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Lekin College ka dean plane me baitha raha...
ve bole mujhe apne students par poora bharosa hai...0.o
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Plane Start hi nahi hoga :)
'Statement' of boys, when they remain "unsuccessful" in making girlfriends in College.. 

1st sem: Meri to pehle se hai...

2nd sem: Chalo try karenge...

3rd sem: Apne batch me koi dhang ki nahi hai...

4th sem: Juniors bhi dhang ki nahi hai...

5th sem: Bhai kisise intro to kara...

6th sem: Koi bhi chalegi.

7th sem: Mere paas time nahi tha varna...

And Finally. . .
With Full Attitude...
8th sem: Dekha puri degree ho gayi par aaj tak kisiko
bhaav nahi diya... :p :p
Remake of Movie GHULAAAM in Tamil
"Rajnikanth as Hero running towards train
5 meters Left
4 meters Left
3 Meters Left
2 meters Left
1 meter Left
Train jumps on the Other Track" :D :p
Yanna Rascala !!! Mind It... ;) :p
Ye Dost bhi Ajeeb Hote Hai..!
Saale Dene pe Aaye to Jaan de de, 
aur Lene pe aye to Hasi tak Chheen Lete hai,

Kehna Ho To Dil k Kono k Tamam Raaz bol de,
par Chhupane pe Aaye to ye tak na Bataye Akhir khafa kyu hai..! 

Naraz Ho Jaye to KAMINE Saans tak na Lene de,
Par Manaye to Apni Sanso tak ko wo Waar De..

Shayad kisi ne sahi kaha he ki DOSTI ZINDGI me nahi,
balki ZINDAGI DOSTO me milti hai...
Mind It...
Doctors after operations & 12th B ke Students after exams, have same things to say-
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"Kuch kaha nahi jaa sakta.. dua kartey rahien, shayad koi chamatkar ho jaye" :p
Brilliant Words From Hitler: 

"The Amount of Money That is in Ur Bank at the Time of Death, 
is the Extra Work U did Which Wasn't Necessary!!!
If you feel a bit lonely Or u want someone to cheer you up.... 
Always remember...
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That u can change ur birthday on Facebook.... :D
Finally
we broke up:(
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Me and my
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Books
its too much now...there was no understanding between us...
Why do ENGINEERING students always prefer Local Author books than REFERENCE books..??

The local author says- "Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after"

& REFERENCE BOOK says,

“ 2 humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect hydride of oxygen whose quantity is not specified.

One member Jack of rapid irregular disturbing movements encounter fatal logical gravitational error leading to complete disarray!

Other member whose scope lies within disarray descends down the geographical
protuberance at an acceleration,

whose magnitude is controlled by the force of gravity"! :p :D
The biggest prob of the world is:
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The fools r full of confidence nd intelligent's r full of doubts.
Chotte is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore.

The questions are as follows:

1) How long was the 100 yr war?

i) 116
ii) 75
iii) 100
iv) 159

Chotte says "I will skip this" :P

2) In which country are the Panama hats made..??

i) England
ii) France
iii) Panama
iv) Ecuador

Chotte asks for help from the University students

3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

i) March
ii) October
iii) February
iv) November

Chotte asks for help from Audience Poll

4) Which of these was King George VI first name?

i) Elder
ii) Albert
iii) Manuel
iv) George

Chotte asks for lucky cards

5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:

i) Puppy
ii) Lion
iii) Canary bird
iv) Cat

Chotte gives up :D :D

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If you think you are indeed clever and laughed at Chotte's replies, then please check the answers below:

1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453.

2) The Panama hat is made in Ecuador.

3) The October revolution is celebrated in November.

4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.

5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the
puppies.

Moral: Badnaam na karo yaar Chotte ko :P :D Chotte Rocks

Wednesday, 18 January 2012

Its not about who is real to your face, but who stays real behind your back!!!
Don't be confused between my personality & my attitude.
My personality is who I am
My attitude depends on who You are....
British-Which is ur Favorite
Flower?
Ramu-Lotus
British-I clean my Hips wid
it.
Shyamu-Rose
British-I Clean my Hips wid
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Chhote-Cactus!!!
Ab saaf kar saale Hmse na behas
krna saale ;)
Chhote Rocks :D
Gr8 men get noticed when they fail 
And
Ordinary when they succeed. :)
Point to be noticed 
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"Lemon Juices Are Made From Artificial Flavours.
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Dish Washing Liquids With Real Lemons..."@Vim liquid ad