1. If Rajnikanth Was Born 200 Years Ago Britishers Would've Fought For Independence.
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2. Why Rajnikanth Doesn't Participate In Olympics?
    Bcz There's No Platinum Medal
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3. Alfred Nobel Was Nominated For Rajnikanth Award
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4. Black Cats Die Whn They Cross Rajnikanth On Street
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5. Whn Rajnikanth Enters Different States, Roaming Pay Rajnikanth
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6. Whrever Rajanikanth Goes, Telecom Minister Follows Him
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7. Rajnikantn Inserts His Visiting Card In Any ATM & Collects Cash
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8. Rajnikanth Was Using 4GIn Nokia 1100 Since 1947
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9. Rajnikanth Is Thinking OfChanging His Name To"Rajnikan",
Bcz It's Been Proved That There's Not Anything Whch"Rajni Can't.!"
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Last n best 1 :)
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10. Rajnikanth Was Born On 30th Feburary & Since Then February Decided NotTo Give This Birthday To Anybody Else. ;)