An Old farmer lived on his farm... One day he wrote to his innocent son in jail "Son, tis year i wont be able to plant potatoes coz i am too old to dig the ground..i know if u were here u wud hv helped me"
... Son replied, "U idiot! r u mad?Dont dig d ground..Tats where i buried al d guns"
The next day ground was dug by policemen looking for guns bt nothing was found.
Son wrote again.
"plant your potatoes now dad.This is the best i could do from here..I love you":)