A man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of
Clocks.
He asks angel:"What are these for?"
Angel answers:
"These r Lie Clocks, every person has lie clock!
Whenever u lie on earth, clock moves."
...
The man points towards a clock n asks:
Whose clock is this?
Angel says:
its Mother Teresa's. It never moved, showing that
she never told lie.
The man asks:
Where is Indian Politician's clock?
Angel replies:
That's in our office ... we use it as TABLE FAN :) :p
lolx :D