'Statement' of boys, when they remain "unsuccessful" in making girlfriends in College.. 

1st sem: Meri to pehle se hai...

2nd sem: Chalo try karenge...

3rd sem: Apne batch me koi dhang ki nahi hai...

4th sem: Juniors bhi dhang ki nahi hai...

5th sem: Bhai kisise intro to kara...

6th sem: Koi bhi chalegi.

7th sem: Mere paas time nahi tha varna...

And Finally. . .
With Full Attitude...
8th sem: Dekha puri degree ho gayi par aaj tak kisiko
bhaav nahi diya... :p :p