Height of "Kuch Bhi""
Teacher:Agar 1 aam ki daalipar 10 kele lage hain,
aur un mein se 7 amrud tod liye toh kitne angoor bache?
Student: Sir 9 Hathi.
Teacher:Wah,tum he kaise pata chala?
Student Sir kyunki main aj Lunch me Gobi ki sabzi layahun..
Moral:Rozana brush kro warna petrol mehnga ho jaega
 :s :p